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My human sister was born 3 weeks ago and since then i have learned some interesting insights into the human psyche. Humans are pretty simple creatures with simple needs and simple desires. As long as you give them love and attention they will generally do ok. Here are 10 things i have learned since the birth of my humansister.
Mom and Dad now think crying is cute, so long as it comes from a human.
At least I am housebroken.
We go on more walks now with the four of us, but humansister's car is constantly running into my heels.
Babies make good people to blame funny smells on.
I no longer have to worry about the chickens replacing my role.
Humansister's crib makes for a great new hiding place.
Stroller compartments are great for holding dog biscuits.
Mom and Dad no longer dress me in "cute" outfits.
Dad gives me more treats than he gives baby, but Mom seems to have a constant flow of treats coming from her bosom that she only shares with baby, despite Dad and my pleas.
Mom and Dad like to include me in their photo shoot shenanigans with Aspen.
I have been able to procure an alliance with Aspen where in she has agreed to "accidentally" drop food from her high chair in the future.
The first baby,
Bella Paws Dzubinski
5 comments:
That was hillarious!
Doggygirl has a pretty funny bark-speak, but she reveals her limited canine potential when she observes that, "Humans are pretty simple creatures with simple needs and simple desires." I'd call that a case of curly-tailed projection. By the way, Bella might want to consider what its like to be the object of another species' unnatural desires.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vixK-a56Cg&feature=player_embedded
That dog is a ham!
hahaha, that was hilarious...i loved it! awwww lil' bella is learning the ropes with new baby sister around now. :)
-Kristen Frankie...
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